I <3 You, Bitch

Dennis and Lisa are a pretty swell couple. I mean, they don't piss me off like most romantic pairings I'm exposed to regularly. Recently, Jim and Maryann are even having troubles in their relationship. Imagine that! There's a sure sign the world is crumbling.

Don't blame me for getting sick over romance and sex, mang. It's just that I have been seeing more long-term negative effects of injecting those things in one's relationships than positive. Sometimes I feel like distancing myself from my friends who are actively romantic and sexual; however, that would be an awfully unloving thing to do and so I'd never dare. I just get frustrated.

Here's a big thanks to all my pals who are single and big on aromantic love.